You know how you’ve spent the past eight years wandering around under the assumption that Barack and Michelle Obama’s children are named Sasha and Malia? Well everything is a lie, because Sasha’s name is not, in fact, Sasha.
Turns out Sasha is a nickname for “Natasha” (which has been listed on Barack’s Wikipedia page thisentire time, BTW), and she actually used it during her summer gig on Martha’s Vineyard.
Obviously, this is MIND-BLOWING news, and the internet has reacted as you’d expect:
What is the truth, you can’t handle the truth, etc.